Once again, I'm Brandon "the Bman" Alicea with another Smashing topic. Since I'm still on the topic of characters for now, I'm going to be giving my opinions of who I think would be in the next Smash Brothers game. But now, I'm going to share with you who I think doesn't deserve to fight against Nintendo's finest.
I've searched over hundreds of sites where fellow fans like you post what they would love to see go toe-to-toe with Captain Falcon or Lucario. Here are some of the ones that caused me to...
*Bman's Bottom 10 Smash Newcomers*
#10: Any Kind of Useless Characters
|You'll know 'em when you see 'em. Or stomp 'em.|
And some characters, in the case of Tom Nook, aren't made to be fighters. But if someone made a plausible moveset, I'd applaud them if it's sensible. I would love to hear your opinions as to what characters like him would do. Or your point of view on the subject.
I kinda hope that people are just trolling things like the Goomba, because it'd be scary if they were serious.
#9: Any Mortal Kombat Characters
|Like the Brady Bunch; Only bloodier|
But they really shouldn't.
Coming from a game where everyone is a living blood fountain with "Fatality!" being the most popular word, these people/creatures should be kept far away from Kirby and Lucas. Too realistic for the Smash scene.
And some people say that "Oh? Well they had Snake in Brawl! He's too real!"
That may be true, but he isn't shooting Yoshi in the face, shanking Falco, or nuking New Pork City. So calm down. These guys have their own fighting game, and the Smashers have theirs. Let's keep it that way alright?
|No matter how curious we are, the Smashers don't kill...for sport anyway.|
|Eat your heart out Zelda|
This guy KILLS!
His sword alone would make Ike's Ragnell look like a toothpick, and his blade has enough power behind it to slice through Giga Bowser's shell! This guy could move move, fly, and teleport at speeds that would leave the Blue Blur in awe.
And considering his blade is almost triple his size, moderating this guy's out of the question. He'd kill both the Hands in a single swing if he had the chance, and that's without all his fancy magic attacks. As a boss maybe, but that's pushing it still...
#7: Skull Kid
|Quite the fashion statement there|
|That's scary bro|
But! I do know a lot about the Zelda world, so I'm not a complete dummy. Maybe you'd have to play the game to get this character's appeal, but I don't really see it personally.
This guy, to me, is just some weirdo being controlled by a mask and forced to go against his will to do evil things and fight Link. Didn't the mask, like, get destroyed or something afterwards? And I feel that the Skull Kid is nothing without the mask if he were considered to be a fighter.
If anyone would like to enlighten me on the whole Skull Kid craze, please do so by Commenting.
|Oh look! A useless character...|
|But are surprisingly good meat shields|
|Oh my goodness why?|
|Don't get me started on the relationship between Birdo and Yoshi...|
|Back from the future. If only he'd stay there...|
And because he originated from this game, I don't like him one bit. I don't think he can even go as fast as Sonic or some of his other friends. And even though he has the Force with him, let's keep the mind play to Mewtwo and Ness.
|Another reason why Fox and Wolf hate each other|
This blue vixen started out in StarFox Adventures for the GameCube. And while I don't think that she's not a popular character in the series, I do think I have made my reason why she shouldn't be in very clear...
|No. More. Landmasters!|
Oh wait, I'm sorry. She left Fox for...
|This guy...oh boy|
|Now this guy's tough!|
Has anyone seen what this guy could do?
I mean I don't follow the show closely, but he's survived things from like exploding planets and even his own death. Not to mention that every fight makes him stronger, especially against super-strong opponents like Freeza, Cell, Buu, and Vegeta.
But then again, almost everyone he fights is super strong. And don't get me started on his Super Saiyan forms that make him even STRONGER!
Besides, Lucario and Goku share the same voice actor, so just close your eyes and believe.
|This is SPARTAN!|
No way in Halcandra would I ever allow this guy anywhere near Samus or Game & Watch! XBOX characters have no business on Nintendo's hardware and should remain on his own stomping grounds.
|As opposed to Mario's stomping grounds AKA everywhere he goes.|
Arceus help me if any of these characters get in...
|Bman used Rage. It's Super Effective!|
What do you think?
Do you agree with me? Or do you resent my reasoning? Want to explain to me the hype about Skull Kid or defend Tom Nook? Or just want to share your opinion? Comment below and let your voice be heard!
Until next time! :D